Name: If You Can Hear This Song That Means You're Not Dead
Duration: P00H01M45S
Description: A celebration of not being dead!

If You Can Hear This Song That Means You're Not Dead

by Wheezy Waiter

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A celebration of not being dead!

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If You Can Hear This Song That Means That You're Not Dead
You can breath and play mahjong or whatever’s on your schedj
Offer for a limited time, act now before the end
Callers standing by wondering why you lay in bed

If you can’t hear this song that means that you’re deceased.
(Or maybe that you’re having audio problems. Or several other possibilities.)
But since you’re listening right now your chances are increased
You could be someone great! Go down in history!
The only thing that I can sing is that our time is brief.

La la la la la la la la la
When I was young
I had a taste for fun
And it was fun
But now my time is done. I’m dead.

Nevermind. I turned into a ghost and I can still hear stuff.