Name: Don't Eat Your Phone
Duration: P00H01M33S
Description: A cautionary tale

Don't Eat Your Phone

by Wheezy Waiter

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A cautionary tale

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Leave it alone, don’t eat your phone.
Leave it alone, don’t eat your phone.

When your voicemail’s froze or you can’t download your shows
You can wine and you can moan

When monthly rate grows and your service blows
You can use an angry tone

But it’s well known
Your face will be blown

Leave it alone, don’t eat your phone.
Leave it alone, don’t eat your phone. Here’s a saxophone.

It’s not a scone don’t eat your phone.
Unless you wanna see your tombstone don’t eat your phone
Go fly a drone don’t eat your phone
Eat an ice cream cone don’t eat your phone
Be like Ethan Frome, Don’t eat your phone. It’s true he never did.